Best Pick Up Lines/ ideas
1.Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
When Where.
When, Where, Who?
Tonight, My place, and me & you beautiful.
Credit: Reddit/PRO_VAXX/
2. Have you heard the story about Disco? (take their hand in your own)
See Disco is a cute labrador who was adopted by the entire block where I live. He was an incredibly happy and well-loved dog and loved to play fetch with the children. Disco also protected the neighborhood by alerting us whenever any stranger entered the block. One day a black car was passing through our block, do you know what Disco did?
….Me neither, I wanted to hold your hand.
3.I think you dropped something.
What?
Your standards. Hi, I’m <name>
4. Boy: “Country roooaaaad”
Girl: “Take me hoooommmeeee”
Boy: “Don’t mind if I do!”
Credit: Reddit/Terrarian_BeanBag
5. Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
6. You remind me of the 20 letters of the alphabet.
Wait, I forgot the U, R, A, Q, T.
Hold on, that’s only 25 but you can have this D later
Credit: Reddit/eddmario
7. “Hey {name}, do you like {cuisine}?” “Yes.” “Have you ever been to {great restaurant}?” “Not yet.” “Great. I’m making a reservation for 2. Do you prefer {time} or {time}?”
8. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
9. Go ahead, feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material!
10. Are you a loan because you got my interest?
11. You must be made of cheese. Because you’re looking Gouda tonight!
12. If COVID-19 does not take you out can I?
13. You can’t spell VIRUS without U and I
14. Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket are you within 6 feet of me?
15. How can you be hotter than the bottom of my Laptop?
16. Roses are red, my face is too, I think this only happens when I am around you.
17. I’d flirt with your but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness
18. Are you http? because without you I’m just ://
19. I’m no photographer but I can picture us together
20. On A Scale Of 1 To America, How Free Are You Tomorrow Night?
21. You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
22. I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.
23. I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
24. I’m going to have to ask you to leave with me. You’re making the other guys look bad.”
25.If you were ground coffee, you’d be Espresso cause you’re so fine.
26. Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together.
27. If I had to choose between chocolate cake and you, I’d choose you
28. Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!
29. If you were a Transformer, you’d be ‘Optimus Fine.’
30. Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
31. Charizards are red, Squirtles are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I would choose you!
32. You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry
33. You know, my therapist says I’m afraid of commitment…Want to help prove him wrong?
34. If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out
35. Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me
36. If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
37. I thought this was a (bar/restaurant/etc.), but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.
38. I think the only way you could possibly be more beautiful is if I got to know you
39. (Hold out your hand) Hey, I’m going for a walk. Would you mind holding this for me?
40. When I text you goodnight later, what phone number should I use?
41. I’m not currently an organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
42. If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise I’ll give it right back.
43. My friends bet me I couldn’t talk to the prettiest girl in the bar. Want to use their money to buy some drinks?
44. I know you’re busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
45. Are you a cat because I’m feline a connection between us.
46. Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.
47. I know this is going to sound cheesy, but I think you’re the greatest.
48. If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
49. Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be Your Man.
50. I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
51. Are you a Minecraft fence? cos I can’t get over you.
52. Mario is red, Sonic is blue, will you be my player 2?
53. You know what’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen…? Read the first word again.
54. If you were a Youtube ad I wouldn’t skip it.
55. The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
56. Are you a door? Because you are adoooorable.
57. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
58. Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
59. Tonight this Han doesn’t want to fly Solo.
60. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
61. I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
62. No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
63. I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.
64. I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
We hope these lines help you woo the person you like this Valentine’s Day. Take care and stay safe!
